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Poster:hmuhka
Date:2016-06-11 13:25
Subject:Быстрые знакомства
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Poster:northpinal
Date:2016-06-11 03:54
Subject:Знакомства 44
Security:Public

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Poster:deliciouspear
Date:2011-12-29 16:33
Subject:WTF I Don't Even......!
Security:Public

Okay, this isn't sexy, but it gave me a migraine so....

I have this series of albums on FB called "It Needed To Be Said" which is a random selection of stuff I think people should see (for an assortment of reasons.) The albums are PUBLIC. You can see the one I'm about to talk about here https://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.10150411378643683.355470.501143682&type=1 even if you don't have facebook.

People can comment on individual pictures or on the album as a whole.

So I just uploaded a few new pictures to the album. The current discussion on the ALBUM had turned political.

The last two comments before the crazy:
Rick: Henry, the problem is that most of us BELIEVE that our own Representatives really are doing our bidding. I know mine is, but he's a pretty Liberal Congressman, flanked by 2 Liberal Senators. (I vote from New York)
21 December at 21:17

Henry: Sometimes I feel like I'm looking at all of this from far away. We all make the same assumptions, it's a part of our culture, apparently. How can you be sure that you know what most of us believe?



Okay so. That's pretty normal since a lot of the pictures are political.

Then THIS happened.


Luisa • Friends with Michaela
can't belive it...

Mali (aka ME) Can't believe what?

Luisa • Friends with Michaela
that

Mali (aka ME) You make no sense.

Luisa • Friends with Michaela
u sure? i think i do and we both know it ;)

Kara ‎?

Mali (aka ME) You can't believe this album? The comment above your's? A particular picture? What? Do you think you're commenting on a single picture? Because you commented on an album, that in turn has lots of comments on it.


Luisa • Friends with Michaela
yes yes...as you want it..

Luisa • Friends with Michaela
u know what i meant that's it

Mali (aka ME) No, I honestly have no fucking clue what you're talking about.
Either clarify yourself or please stop posting.

Erin ummmmmm...

Luisa • Friends with Michaela
well actually i can't..i love your albums very much.. :)

Mali (aka ME) You got some weird-ass friends Michaela....

Luisa • Friends with Michaela
yes Michaela i agree with mali


At which point I decide she either doesn't speak English well enough to understand what I'm asking or she's drunk-posting. Either way, further comments will be pointless.

Then I start getting private messages so stacked up I can't even respond to them individually.





Luisa:

didn't mean to offend you
and since you cancelled me i cant understand your insisting that i'd stop commenting since you're sharing public
you're just another human being wich actually can perform better than others
i know u got a big network and you're great(actually not everything) but i think you're just sitting on your arse as we all are
THANK YOU FOR SHARING PUBLIC. I CANT STAND PEOPLE LIKE YOU, BUT I THINK I MIGHT BE JUST TOO QUICK TO UNDESTRAND THE MEANING OF YOUR ACTIONS WITHOUT ANY SENSE OF SUPERIORITY
I CAN APPRECIATE WHAT YOUR MIND CAN PRODUCE WITHOUT THINKING YOU TOO IMPORTANT TO SPEAK MY MIND. I'M JUST A STRAIGHT ONE. NOT LOOKING FOR TROUBLE, BUT ONLY INTERESTING INFO..IF NOT YOU, SOME ONE ELSE WILL
YOU'RE JUST ANOTHER ONE [:)]
farewell mali. and thank you again
lol
you can go on with me with vodoo if you like... gh! ^ ^ you won't be the firts nor the last

Mali (aka ME): I didn't "cancel" you, whatever that means. Do you mean "block?" Because I haven't done that either. And I still have no idea what you're talking about.

Luisa:
no you didn't block me..i wouldn't be able to see your post then nor to send you messages, as you well know..you just erased me from your contact lists..i just thought you took the last picture u added on your album from my wall, but then i thought..well she's got tons of contacts, could it be from my wall? wich i share for my contacts only.. i pushed it too far to step back then..just didn't mean to offend you nontheless

Mali (aka ME): But you were never on my contact~list to begin with! And I still don't know what picture you're talking about because you commented ON AN ALBUM, NOT ON A SINGLE PICTURE.

Luisa:

i've been a bit upset about being cancelled actually.. thT I CANT STAND WITHOUT EVEN BEING NASTY BEFORE!!! >(
well thank you for answering...

yes i was.... -.-


yep..i realized it afterward that i didn't comment on a single picture... [:P]
well...i'ma a quick straightforward one.... :S

but u cancelled me from your contact list. couldn't stand seeing my latest post fresh added on your album

you should know then that our network are still slytly different from country to country.. we still can't have most of your options of ypur privacy settings on our network..

Mali (aka ME):
You were never on a contact list of mine.
I have never gone to your profile.
I cannot see it now, nor have I ever been able to.
I did not take a picture from you.
AND FOR THE UMPTEENTH TIME: I don't know what picture you're talking about because you commented ON AN ENTIRE ALBUM, NOT ON A PICTURE.

Luisa:

yes i was..for few days but i've had you on my contact list and i was very happy about it.
well sorry for bothering you...mother... ^ ^ lol! [♥]

yes of course you can't understand wich picture i'm talking about. you cancelled me and i'm sharing only with my contacts..you couldn't have seen it
it's been my fault. and since world is full of smart ones i can't even complain. i'm a pure one


At this point I did actually block her. I THINK (but could be wrong) that she thinks I stole a picture from her facebook profile. I'm pretty sure that she also thinks people attack her with voodoo spells. But whatever it is, hostile or not, I can't take that level of cucukacha.

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Poster:sockyy
Date:2011-04-12 23:34
Subject:Anatomy fail
Security:Public
Mood: confused

Some things just confuse me before I empty my spam folder...

Shove it in her face

G-spot is now easily attainable with a longer inch
  1. The G-spot is not located "in her face".
  2. An inch is always an inch long.
  3. Precisely what are you shoving in her face?
 

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Poster:deliciouspear
Date:2011-02-07 00:00
Subject:
Security:Public

ya log on to talk to a client and then....


IDIOT: To bad you weren't closer are able to cum to S.hill I would like you tell you couldn't handle it, I can last all night
very high sex drive and love to use my toung and fingers at the same time I would send you a pic of my package
but don;t want to make you all wet LOL



ME: That's okay, I think penises are pretty silly looking.

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Poster:deliciouspear
Date:2010-12-02 15:58
Subject:You Make The Mets Cry
Security:Public

So I log into OKCupid to take the "What Kind of Sense of Humour Do You Have?" Quiz and while I'm taking it, this happens:

Mets-Fan: hey


ME: Do I know you?


Mets-Fan: no
Mets-Fan: want me to fuck you up the ass


ME: No, on so many levels.


Mets-Fan: so you just want me to blow my load in your mouth?


And while I did get "Crushing Wit" as the result of the quiz, I didn't bother with a comeback, I just hit "block user."

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Poster:deliciouspear
Date:2010-09-14 13:12
Subject:Today in WTF?
Security:Public

I just got this message from a total stranger:


~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

From

Kevin Moss http://www.facebook.com/moss.kevin

September 14 at 12:43pm


interesting collection of photos - should you be on suicide watch?

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~



I am about as FAR from suicidal as a person could ever get. Seriously.


I can't even hazard a guess as to which photos gave him this impression.


However, he does list things like "Sarah Palin," "iFaith" and "Rush Limbaugh" on his likes-list, so many he thinks all liberals should be suicidal....

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Poster:deliciouspear
Date:2010-07-08 23:16
Subject:Just when you think the douchebaggery is taking a break....
Security:Public

You get an asshatty message like this:

Bill Thompson, facebook profile here:
http://www.facebook.com/?tid=1436678471289&sk=messages#!/profile.php?id=1277474173

Sees a picture of me helping someone learn to breastfeed and takes it upon himself to post publically AND messages me multiple times privately:

Bill Thompson July 8, 2010 at 10:49pm
Subject: breast feeding photo
Can you send me more photos of you breastfeeding, but without the baby, --yours Billineverett@yahoo.com

I wrote back:
No, you're an asshat.
People like you are the reason women are scared to breastfeed in public.

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Poster:deliciouspear
Date:2010-06-07 14:30
Subject:Fatty Fatty Two by Four, FUCKS YOUR BOYFRIEND.
Security:Public

Okay, this started by me saying I was a chubby girl who liked "pale scrawny nerds."

I got this response and given the way the person types I suspect they are a younger skinny girl, rather than a fat man.


JESS LUKIN: If you're fat, you should be OK with fat guy. It's not right thinking you deserve what you are not.



ME: Well, by your logic, you better not try to ever date a smart person.

It's not a question of who deserves anything. Fat people aren't better or worse than skinny people. My husband is chubby and I think he's way hotter than most skinny men.

Furthermore, the 800+ messages I'm deleting from an old profile, all from skinny men who want a chubby girl, would also say you're wrong.

I don't expect you to believe any of this however, since that would take a working brain and a social conscience.


JESS LUKIN: Liar


ME: Oooooooooooo!

Great comeback there smarty party.

I'm trying to figure out if you're a fat guy I rejected years ago who's still bitter or a skinny girl who feels threatened by the fact that I have better tits than you.

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Poster:deliciouspear
Date:2010-06-06 15:31
Subject:
Security:Public

RONMUNNS: You're HOT.

ME: Or so the Germans would have us believe!

RONMUNNS: What?

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Poster:purrrsephone
Date:2010-01-21 18:42
Subject:I...I Think...
Security:Public
Mood: confused

...I think he just told me to...do porn...because...I'm Catwoman? o_O

"im tellin u, u should really do a video gettin it in tho, 4real, i seriously think u r a rarity, i bet u can take dick like kno other, r u like one of those gotham chicks?"

Two facial piercings, three tattoos, and blue-black hair does NOT the "Gotham" make, dearie. Tsk tsk!

The mind also boggles as to why some of these assfactories think, "Hey! You look like the kind of girl with a neverending Winchester Mystery House hallway of a vagina!" is anything close to a compliment.

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Poster:deliciouspear
Date:2010-01-05 12:22
Subject:Further Questions
Security:Public

Query: Does this guy want me to act like a dog or does he want to pay me to have sex with a dog?!?!?!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Do you Like To Bark?

yes it means what you think

swm is a dog loving man seeking his woman... - m4w

do you love dogs.

have you heard or seen stuff on the net that really gets your blood flowing.

now it's time to participate...

send a picture, tell me about your level of experience.

I am offering a monetary rewards to compensate you for your time.

it's a natural part of our lives and our history

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Poster:deliciouspear
Date:2010-01-05 12:17
Subject:Long Term Toilet
Security:Public

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Looking for a woman who is a cum toilet. This would be long term. Call too fiv tree fiv o sven fiv fiv fiv nien. Or email back and put Toilet in the subject. I have a HUGE cock.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


Some questions:

1. What part of a profile that says "I'm married" provokes this kind of message?

2. What exactly is a "cum toilet" anyway?

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Poster:purrrsephone
Date:2009-11-18 09:45
Subject:I Am Speakless!
Security:Public
Mood: chipper

This rofled my woflz, and it seemed like it belonged here in a major way.

http://emailsfromcrazypeople.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/loveletter-P.gif

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Poster:purrrsephone
Date:2009-11-04 05:43
Subject:It's Been a While
Security:Public
Mood: bored

Hey there, ICB. How you doin'? Yeah, that's good. Me too. It's been a long time since you and I...well...we haven't had a rendezvous in months. You're looking so good. You're looking like you want it, too. I know I want it. I want to give it to you. Just like this:

blackndenim: hey baby how r u ?
the_succubus_freed: Oh, I'm feeling excellent.
the_succubus_freed: And you know what?
blackndenim: ?
the_succubus_freed: I WANT TO BE INSIDE YOU.
blackndenim: lol what that mean ?
the_succubus_freed: I NEED TO PENETRATE YOU AND FEEL YOU INSIDE.
blackndenim: lol that a man's job
the_succubus_freed: NOT ANYMORE
blackndenim: u r wierd
the_succubus_freed: LET ME PUT MY LOVE INTO YOU RIGHT NOW.

I'm fucking bored, lol.

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Poster:deliciouspear
Date:2009-10-23 11:47
Subject:One Liners!
Security:Public

Ah MySpace, this is why I only log in once every 6 months to delete shit. Let me be clear (again) that I am NOT soliciting these messages. Every profile I have anywhere says I'm married and not poly.

Hokay, on to the one-liners:

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SensualSeattle: I like to feel her body tight against mine as she cums and cums hard... I hope this isn't too personal.

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alascanflick: I like anything my girlfriend won't find out. I've let her get away with allot of stuff now I feel I need something to top her screwups, something I don't tell her but gives me that confidence edge she won't understand, I know sounds crazy, after 5 years I feel it.

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Kenny: I am not goth, my wife thinks I'm attractive(haha).

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

VonneyThol: can you step up to the plate? i wanna c for myself. kuz once i am thought you might leave that hubbby of yours so holla at me

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Edoardocastillo: what not you flavour

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NathanSchopf: could you send me pics to jack off with??Please?? Thanks for your time..

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Okay, this guy actually sent me several one-line emails, one after another, theses are the "best" two:

Jim63146: Kinky? Kinky is pee games.

Jim63146: Kinky? Kinky is stretching your pussy with a baseball bat.

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bigweave49: if your up for rat luck your ass. I love to sick and bite on tits. But I want to fuck your pussy and have you call me son the most.

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tonymartin: Does suck in your clit but not let you cum until you wash my car qualify?

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And my ULTIMATE FAVOURITE:

p64107: am large hands and feet if size is an issue

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Poster:deliciouspear
Date:2009-07-12 23:38
Subject:What in the sam hell is "DOG LICKING?!?!?"
Security:Public

And here are a few that were in my inbox that I didn't respond to:

tony kor: hi baby i read yours post. you so sweet. im tony 27yo, 6'4".i want kiss yours beauty neck, yours sexy tits and wet pussy. do you interesting????????


malcolm maccorgarry: Hey I'm malcolm I'm 6 2 190 lbs well bilt marine wite brown hair green eyes and below I'm 8 in long and 2 in wide if u like what u see email me back and ill show u I'm real I'm veary domanit in beed or wear ever we diced to fuck but I get off on when I make u cum I love getting my dicked sucked and haveing u swallow hitting it from behind pulling ur hair and making it rough and flipping u over and putting ur leags on my sholders as I slam my dick deep in to u and blowing my load all over ur body


herefx: Hmm perhaps yiou would like to be punished over my knee with blindfilds, hands tied- and taught how to suck cock while still blindfolded?? Not in the same way...,.., in the. Same way- licking my toes - while. I am Spanking- and fucking your ass withi giant cucumbers!!!!


Hans: Dog licking is kinky

you getting lots of responses, you seem like fun I could use a good cumminng.

what have you done that is kinky?

bet your ass would look good, with some hand prints on it.

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Poster:deliciouspear
Date:2009-07-12 23:30
Subject:
Security:Public

I went to delete and/or clean out all my old profiles today - if I couldn't delete them, just make sure they say I'm married etc.

I was then graced with this gem of a conversation:

Bryceon Brown: how's your SEX LIFE

ME: It's just fine, thanks.

Bryceon Brown: how can i make it BETTER, can I get some HEAD

ME: Not from me.

Bryceon Brown: damn why not, what can I get from U then

ME: derision

Bryceon Brown: what does that mean

ME: Look it up.

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Poster:purrrsephone
Date:2009-07-07 07:14
Subject:It's Been a While...
Security:Public
Mood: amused

...here, have an asshat!

"MY NAME IS MICHAEL & I AM A BIG-FUN, SODOMY-COMMANDO, VEGAN, HEGELIAN, FREAK! I OWN (so there is no rent 2 pay) A GORGEOUS PLACE IN GRAMERCY PARK, MANHATTAN & I WOULD LUV 4 U 2 CUM B MY LIVE-IN ANAL-PRINCESS/GF!!! WE COULD ENJOY 7-DAY WEEKENDS 2GETHER OR U COULD CHOOSE 2 PURSUE A CAREER, EITHER WAY, SEND ME YOUR CONTACT INFO & LET'S C WHERE IT GOES!!!!!"

And just to keep from disappointing you, I also have a picture of this stunning chap, Michael, who calls himself "SODOMYxxCOMMANDO." PHEAR:

SODOMYxxCOMMANDO!!!

My reply back was just typed out laughter, ending with "EW.NO."

XD

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Poster:sythyry
Date:2009-06-26 23:07
Subject:Nour, my new boyfriend
Security:Public

Nour IMMed me out of the blue and proclaimed that he was my new boyfriend. Well, fine, I don't mind a new boyfriend. But if I'm his girlfriend (which was also one of his proclamations), I'm sure gonna be his crazy, crazy, Gothy, Gothy girlfriend. Thus:

Nour: how r u?

Me: my hearts blood leaks on the sands of the indigo desert

Nour: why?

Me: My glass heart shattered in my hands, and I lay in the shards.

Nour: is this a part of a poeme?

Me: My life is a poem. A poem of despair.

Nour: despair no no don't say this
don't never be despair

Me: Shall instead I be a lie? For cheer is a lie, joy is a lie, light is a lie.
Nour: no it's not
if u can't see light i m sure there's light inside you which guide you
as for us we se elight but no real light guide us

Me: I cannot see it. It was shattered; it is gone; it will never return.
Nour: com'on

Me: Come where? There is no destination save the grave, no true embrace save that of worms.
Nour: i mean com'on don't be sespair

smile please

Me: I am not, as you so eloquently put it, 'sespair'. I am in the darkness, and shards of frozen glass are in my chest.
My smile is a ghastly grimace of scarred flesh and broken teeth!
Nour: broken teeth?

Me: That is what happens when one has one's face repeatedly slammed into a cinderblock, yes.
Nour: ooh sorry

Me: Your sorrow rings like a lost copper coin.
Nour: why u say this?

Me: Out of shame, or pity.
Nour: mmmm

Me: Your m's crawl like icy worms.
Nour: heheheh
u live alone?

Me: Oh Nour, can you not see it? You are already dead!
Nour: me dead?

Me: All life is dead.
Nour: i can understand after life come death
sometimes sudden death like Michael jackson

Me: And the future rushes on towards us like a wave of dark, dark ice.
Nour: real light is inheaven

Me: And to heaven I cannot come, for I have worn the beret of shame.
Nour: why?

Me: I thought it was my veil.
Nour: u believe in God?

Me: i believe in he who has cursed me!
Nour: no body cursed you

Me: is your wisdom and understanding perfect then?
Nour: i don't know

Me: that would be a 'no'.
How can you understand, Nour? have you tasted the fettucini of doom?
Nour: what's that?

Me: It's like fettucini Alfredo, only with doom instead of cheese.
Nour: who is that?

Me: http://www.bellaonline.com/articles/art15929.asp
Nour: it's a recipes

Me: Yes. Fettucini Alfredo is one of the classics of Italian cooking
Nour: yummy
well my friend i gtg now
i hope to see u soon

Me: You flee! You fly! You seek to escape!
Nour: nooo
why u say this?

Me: But you are trapped. The world is a tangle of sour noodles, and they will wrap you round and bring you back.
Nour:
just take care of yourself

i like you

Me: I like glass.

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